Tennessee Tea Partiers want to reject history and substitute their own.*

Pic of an intelligent Tea Partier.

Do you really want this guy setting your kid's educational standards?

They say that reality has a Liberal bias which probably explains why the Far Right is always trying to change it through revisionist history. Down in Tennessee the leaders of the Tea Party met up with state legislators to present their “demands” on what the government’s priorities should be.

One of those demands was for history books to be changed to be nicer to the Founding Fathers:

Regarding education, the material they distributed said, “Neglect and outright ill will have distorted the teaching of the history and character of the United States. We seek to compel the teaching of students in Tennessee the truth regarding the history of our nation and the nature of its government.”

[…] The material calls for lawmakers to amend state laws governing school curriculums, and for textbook selection criteria to say that “No portrayal of minority experience in the history which actually occurred shall obscure the experience or contributions of the Founding Fathers, or the majority of citizens, including those who reached positions of leadership.”

Fayette County attorney Hal Rounds, the group’s lead spokesman during the news conference, said the group wants to address “an awful lot of made-up criticism about, for instance, the founders intruding on the Indians or having slaves or being hypocrites in one way or another.

“The thing we need to focus on about the founders is that, given the social structure of their time, they were revolutionaries who brought liberty into a world where it hadn’t existed, to everybody — not all equally instantly — and it was their progress that we need to look at,” said Rounds, whose website identifies him as a Vietnam War veteran of the Air Force and FedEx retiree who became a lawyer in 1995.

via Tea parties issue demands to Tennessee legislators » The Commercial Appeal.

In other words, who gives a shit what some members of the minority did in our country’s history when there’s all these rich, white men to teach kids about? And all that bad stuff they might have done? Let’s pretend it never happened and just focus on the stuff we like.

Reality doesn’t conform to their black and white view of the world so rather than adjust their views to fit the facts they’re going to adjust the facts to fit their views, and then try to force it to be taught in public schools. In their world the United States is beyond reproach as are any of the major figures of its past that they like.

Found over at Slate.com.

*With apologies to Adam Savage.