I want dinosaurs with FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!

Word has it that Jurassic Park 4 is due to start filming now that script is done. The only original cast member to return (so far) is Laura Dern. I thought the first movie was excellent and the two sequels were decent enough to watch, but if this news item from Bloody Disgusting is true then I’ll probably give the latest installment pass:

Universal Pictures has officially begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which will film in Kauai, Hawaii later this year! Laura Dern confirmed her return to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler here as Sam Neill will NOT return. We’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

We’re told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

Apparently Spielberg is taking lessons from Dr. Evil on how to make movies.