SEB Pro Tip: If you’re going to rob someone… (#Blogathon)

… don’t have a distinctive tatoo.

It’s an especially bad idea to have it on your face:

TAMPA – It wasn’t particularly hard for the victims of a Riverview home invasion to identify the burglar. He was the only one with an outline of the state of Florida tattooed on his face, authorities say.

In addition to the Florida tattoo, Sean Roberts also has the words “Crazy Cracker” written or tattooed on his head, Hillsborough County sheriff’s spokesman J.D. Callaway said.

The victims identified Roberts via photos, Callaway said.

Perhaps you should reconsider a life in crime there, genius.