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I knew it!
We celebrate Christmas in order to make it more secular and undermine Christianity. I’ve also found that debunking Santa is very similar to debunking religion.
I agree – but virgins are SO HARD to find these days. Especially what with all the Big Bangs.
I think it’s easy to find virgins among Dungeons and Dragon players…
Actually, TBBT is one of my favourite TV series 🙂
BTW, this year there were only 3 prostitutes////////virgins at our orgy; Ho,Ho,Ho 😉
You’d be surprised how untrue that is, Articulett. Especially these days when being a geek isn’t a bad thing.
But even back in my day, and I grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, there were enough females of similar bent around to make sure that cliche wasn’t true.
Yeah, we do all that stuff too. But they forgot the Baby Bar-b-que.
You forgot the making of graven images of santa, which we then worship.
@ Zilch:
And then there’s the ritual cannibalism and vampire ceremony – no, wait, that would be the Catholic Church.
😉 😆
How about exchanging bodily fluids under the mistletoe – no, wait, that would be . . .
ROTFL
Peace.
Leguru- friends of mine here say that Santa is making inroads in Turkey. It’s all of us.
Turkey becoming Santaian? Say it isn’t so!
Peace