Spam comment of the moment.

SEB gets hit with a lot of spam comments most of which aren’t particularly interesting or amusing, but occasionally on checking the spam filter I come across one that is worth sharing. This one, for example, is a delightful excursion into surreal gibberish:

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This showed up on the thread about the PA mayor resorting to prayer to solve her city’s financial problems. Knowing that doesn’t make it anymore coherent, but I thought I should include that info. I don’t know about you, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out just what the comment is supposed to be saying.

7 thoughts on “Spam comment of the moment.

  1. I get these occasionally

    I agree you are good! Just fantastic! Your penning style is admirable and the way you addressed the topic with grace is commendable.Since i am intrigued, I presume you are an expert on this subject. I am subscribing to your incoming updates from now on.

    This particular one was on an entry questioning whether a Prodistant martrying a Catholic really counts as a ‘mixed marriage’

    But hey, my ‘penning style is admirable’.

  2. I wonder if it’s written by someone with English as their second (third? 4.5th?) language, or if it’s a bad Turing-bot attempting to make sense from word salad. Or maybe Sarah Palin broke free from her handlers and started commenting on internet articles?

  3. @Dana – You could also skip directly past GO and start (and end) with DMT. Not ironically, your body already utilizes this chemical for the its equally important Life / Dream / Death / transitions (Ill assume you know, but ask and Ill gladly fill in the blanks a bit more) and it occurs within you and many other plants and animals naturally (why is nature against the law) – but WOW. Its no mere squeegy …. its a Sacred Sandblaster. And a Secret Shaman Shaper =)

    This experience did quite number on my “rooted” life, prompting some to think me quite mad, especially to those who would rather have you sleeping than searching, but letting go of false hope for freedom while riding this machine is Key. NOW I can spend the rest of my strange little life exploring the mystery, listening, fighting for change (without disappointment) and loving everyone I meet.(there is beauty even in the worst of us).

    Ps. Seems to me that GOD is a moving target – anyone with a static map is either evil or horribly misinformed. But please don’t take my super flimsy ideas as the gospel(no worries there im sure), as I’m more than likely wrong. But to seek, honor the God within (All of us!), and forgive the idiocy of even my horrible “Christian” contemporaries (in namesake only it would seem), thats when you are doing God’s work. And Atheists are in the best position to humble and ultimately help these Fascists face facts than anyone else I know. They lie with their mouths. But you guys can change them with your magical minds, and thats powerful.


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