Robert Norton Kennedy is a True Believer™ of the highest order. Sure, you may think you’re hot shit because you study your Bible on a daily basis, but how many of you have the dedication to your delusion to tattoo a verse from the Bible on your forehead?
It’s just a shame that this impressive bit of dedication did nothing to help him be a good person:
The South Carolina man, 51, was arrested Saturday morning for assault and battery. He is being held in the Horry County jail on lieu of $5000 bail.
According to the suspect’s forehead, which quotes Matthew 19:26, “With God All Things Are Possible.” Noting that “God Loves You,” Kennedy’s melon also seeks forgiveness in the event he says or does anything stupid.
Of course, you could argue that he was aware enough of his own stupidity to put a permanent apology right where most folks would be able to see it. So that’s something, I guess.
God may love you, but Kennedy will kick your ass if given the chance.