Bathrooms can be dangerous places. That’s why experts recommend that you should always use the Buddy System when venturing into one. Hence: The Buddy System Urinal. Using this new bathroom innovation ensures that you’ll always be within reach of friend to lend a hand:
Seriously, that’s a real set of urinals in one of the bathrooms at my place of employment. I have never seen anyone use the middle two urinals. Ever. They are spotlessly clean. Every time I see them I am left to ponder why they thought that would be a good arrangement. This post is the only logical thing I could come up with.