Priest propositions Officers after being arrested for DUI.

Father Ignatius Kury of Brimfield Township, Ohio just can’t get a break. Realizing he was waaay too drunk to drive, the good Father pulled over to the side of the road and climbed into the back of the car to catch a few winks. But some busybody just had to call the cops and report the car on the side of the road and the cops just had to come out and see what was up only to find the innocent priest dozing away. They woke him up and used a breathalyzer on him and he ended up being drop dead drunk so the cops arrested him and took him downtown.

And that’s when things went from bad to worse:

Police rolled a video tape of the incident to protect themselves and use it as evidence in court.

“Because of the fact that one of my officers walked by the holding cell and he was exposing himself,” said Chief Blough.

Kury is heard on the tape saying, “I’ll give you a sermon on the mount.”

According to Chief Blough, the priest’s rant lasted over 20 minutes during which he threatened and propositioned officers.

Kury is heard saying, “I’ll pay you whatever you want. What do you want? Want me to give you a [expletive]? Is that what you want ?” “Do you want me to be a sexual slave?

Eventually, Kury was released on bond.

Now how would a nice Catholic boy like Father Kury know how to be a sexual slave? Sounds like there’s been some interesting counseling sessions at that church. Perhaps in the future the good father would be wise to cut back on the sacramental wine. Talk about being drunk on the blood of Jesus, eh?

4 thoughts on “Priest propositions Officers after being arrested for DUI.

  1. You know, after he has his inevitable breakdown, realizes that his life has been a sad sham, stops drinking to excess, and decides to give his life meaning while he still has a chance…it sounds like he might be an interesting person!

  2. uAnyone who has the cajones to proposition a group of police, drunk OR sober, gets my respect. 😉


  3. Hot. So hot.

    I’m actually picturing Mr. Garrison in the “Towelie” episode of South Park. 😆

    (Mr. Garrison walks out of a shower with a towel around him. The military barges into the room.)
    Military official: Get it!
    Mr. Garrison: What the…? (gets pinned to the wall as his towel is taken off)
    Military official: Throw it down!
    Mr. Garrison: Oh, alright! Have your way with me if you must… Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures!
    (The military destroys the towel and leaves.)
    Military official: Alright, lets go!
    Mr. Garrison: Where are you going?

  4. Well, at least he had the brains to realize he was too drunk to drive…

    …and judging by the rest of the story, he was absolutely right about that.

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