And apparently he’s been dead for some time now as this is from 2006. How did I miss this amazing news?!
Seems we didn’t have to go through that pesky apocalypse thing after all. You really have to wonder why Jesus didn’t do this ages ago.
Stupid Evil Bastard
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Whoo hoo! Finally! Now I can move up to the top position!
Hilarious,
and pathetic at the same time.
BTW, I have had NO success trying to get our local catholic community to pray for Satan, who, by their own admission, needs it most
I think we need to do the follow up story: “And tonight police report placing Jesus under arrest. You may recall that he was the main suspect in the 2006 slaying of Satan outside a small church. Church officials have no comment at this time”
So, who thinks Les would make a great arrested Jesus?
Maybe no one asked just right?
Nice.. 10$ funeral charge.
If there was any proof that slavery was bad for the USA, its that video. Mississippi, Dixie, the mayor, sheriff and most of the population are black. I truly feel sorry for all the southerners that supported slavery.
Tickets $10, that’s the kicker.
“Update on the above story: Forensics is complaining that the prisoner is uncooperative. The blood sample needles are melting before entering the flesh. ‘How we goin get DNA from this thug?’ they are quoted as whining.” APAPAP
I was wondering who took Satan’s place, but I see Bog Brother called dibs on Satan’s Crib.
LOL! I needed a good laugh.
Black people.
What the hell is up with the racist trolling?