Got the following bit of spam today:
From: Some Dumb Spammer
Subject: What are Hangnails?Dear Sir/Madam,
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[Dumbass Website Link Removed]
Everyone has unique expertise. [Dumbass Website] is the place to share your wisdom, build your networks, and market yourself!
[Dumbass Website] Team
Who’d have thought that I would ever be consulted for my expertise on an issue of such critical importance as hangnails? It’s the moment I was born for! Let me rush off right now and answer whatever pressing question is at that site! Who knows? SOMEONE’S VERY LIFE COULD HANG IN THE BALANCE!
For shame! lol
Nailed it.
I’m going to go sit in the corner for that one….
Spam produces 17 million tons of CO2 p.a.
Looks like you finally got the hang of it, Les.
Hang in there