“Joe the Plumber” has no sense of irony.

So “Joe the Plumber” has managed to milk his 15 minutes of fame into a new career as a “journalist” for the conservative website Pajamas TV. One of his first assignments has been to cover the recent hostilities between Israel and Hamas. When asked about what he’s learned since taking on his new role he proceeded to say the following without a hint of irony:

I’ll be honest with you. I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what’s happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it’s asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you’d go to the theater and you’d see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for’em. Now everyone’s got an opinion and wants to downer–and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers.

I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you’re gonna sit there and say, “Well look at this atrocity,” well you don’t know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it.

Wow. Just wow. The eloquence and intelligence of this man is simply overwhelming. I can see why he’s so popular with the Republicans. He really speaks their language. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s Joe himself:

You gotta admire a journalist who’s so prepared with thousands of questions that he can’t think of one right off top of his head to ask. You also gotta admire a journalist who feels journalists shouldn’t be allowed to do their jobs and cover wars. Clearly Joe feels the People don’t have a right to know! Sit the fuck down and just let the people who are the deciderers make the dicederisions for you like you elected them to do!

9 thoughts on ““Joe the Plumber” has no sense of irony.

  1. This whole Joe the Plumber shtick reminds me of the Archie Bunker for President thing back in ‘72. Purely a novelty item, but nothing to be taken seriously. Only difference: Carroll O’Connor knew the Bunker character was a gag; Joe the Plumber actually thinks he’s serious.

  2. Is it cognitive dissonance if J the P doesn’t cognate anything, much less the dissonance?  How’d he even fill out the application for a passport, let alone board the right plane?  Is there a way that we can keep him from getting back into the country?

  3. ‘Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Joe the (&^%$#@ Plumber and remove any lingering doubt. Jeebus H. Koresh…does the man have ANY idea what a tool he is?? Apparently not. wink

  4. That clip was hard to listen to, Joe has no idea what’s going on and my advice to him would be to do the world a favour, go home and become a recluse.

    Good ones Norman and Last.

  5. Well, as far as he’s concerned, maybe that isn’t irony.  I wouldn’t call Joe a reporter, and if we barred real reporters from doing their jobs, that would leave Drudge, Fox News and a sprinkling of others.

    That would get rid of their competition quite nicely, wouldn’t it?

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