SEB Krismas Gift Guide: The ultra creepy “Hug Me Pillow.”

Know someone who is lonely? No one to hold them while they sleep at night? Do they long for the loving embrace of at least one quarter of a person? Are they not easily creeped out by weird design choices? Got $30 bucks? Then we have the perfect gift for them! 

It’s the Hug Me Pillow and it’s available for a mere $30 right now. Just check out this totally non-creepy shot of it in action:

But don’t take our word for it that this is the finest cure for loneliness ever invented! Just check out these testimonials:

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5
Keeps me company!,  Jun 7, 2006
By Anonymous from Alaska

I bought this pillow to keep my company on nights when my husband, a correspondent for the Trans-Alaskan News Network, was out of town. The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I’m told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new “husband” I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don’t mind when my husband goes out of town!

Overall Rating:  5 out of 5
What an awesome pillow,  Jul 14, 2008
By WPCexpert from Arkansas

My husband ordered me this pillow for our two year wedding anniversary (cotton anniversary). It works for me in so many different ways, he is military so is constantly deployed so now I have a sleeping companion. It also works well for those nights when he is getting too overheated to snuggle and I can snuggle with my “man”. I absolutely love this pillow I sleep with it every night and can barely stay awake once I lay my head on this wonderful invention.

All the comforts of a fellow human being without any of those pesky adultery issues! ORDER YOURS TODAY!

13 thoughts on “SEB Krismas Gift Guide: The ultra creepy “Hug Me Pillow.”

  1. OK, this is creepy as all hell, but I think I’m going to pretty much copy the design…sans fingers and jammies. Here’s why: The shape of the arm is just about perfect for fitting the shape of my neck, and it also gives me a place to put my right arm to support it while lying on my left side.

    The “torso” part is good for either keeping my back warm, or snuggling against, but not so big that I can’t completely wrap my arm around it!

    Personally, I’d like for it to extend further down, so I can wrap a leg around it. Many women end up using a pillow between their legs because it helps support the hips.

    Alright Neil! That’s not what I meant! Stop thinking those naughty thoughts! Though I must admit that a nice, full-size model would come in handy until the BF and I can meet up for some R&R…

    Bad Rosie! Naughty Rosie! I think I deserve a spanking!

  2. Hey, why not dispense with the husband altogether?  The pillow would not need to be fed, you would not have to wash up after it, and the risk of accidental pregnancy or STD’s would go way down.

  3. Think of how much you could make selling these if you had them custom fit.  The husband goes in and has a mold made, then 2-3 weeks later his wife gets a “hug me” pillow shaped just like her man.

  4. I dunno, as someone who prefers to sleep alone most nights (other bodies tend to crowd me out of the bed and create too much heat) I don’t think the concept is creepy at all, but I do think it would be creepy to roll over and find only half a torso and no legs.

    Hmmm…I like Chief’s idea, custom built. But I would go one (or two, or three) further,

    1) Make the pillow fully posable and with a head and neck (so one could snuggle up into the crook of their pillow’s neck.) and fingers (so they can lock hands with them).

    2) Why not also have a speaker in the head to playback an 8-hour recording of their S.O.‘s snoring.

    and finally 3) why not follow Neil’s lead and allow for sexual attachments? Finally they can fantasize what it would be like if their hubby’s were endowed.

    Of course, since I’m an equal opportunity pervert, female versions should me made too. Probably would be much more durable than those blow-up dolls.

    tongue wink

  5. I don’t think it’s the same Brandy, Zilch. The one you’re thinking of spelled her name with an I at the end and the email addresses are different.

    Wonder what Brandi is up to these days…

  6. I’ve had body pillows, and they are usually too fat for what I need. The size of the arm is just right to give me support without cranking my neck outta whack!

    I love Chief’s idea too, and the modifications, but erm…how do you explain it to friends and family? Especially the modifications! The “pup tent” effect is so hard…I mean difficult to squash.

  7. Are you the Brandy?  If so, welcome back.

    I don’t think it’s the same Brandy, Zilch. The one you’re thinking of spelled her name with an I at the end and the email addresses are different.

    Boo! What’s up you evil bastards?!

    WOW. “the” Brandi? Seriously? You mean I reached a “the” status on Stupid Evil Bastard, the sandbox of some of the most intelligent and enlightened people I’ve ever encountered? AND it’s been over three years since my last post! (I looked it up).That is some high praise. Wow, I have missed the SEB….

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