New religious reality TV show: “The Holy Hookup.”

You’re going to think I made this up, but I didn’t:

Bishop Thomas W. Weeks IIII has resurrected his new reality show—and this time he will search for a God-fearing wife on TV instead of the Internet. Weeks said the Christian dating series, now called “The Holy Hook Up: Who Will Be The Next Mrs. Weeks?” will document his search for a new love as he performs his daily duties as leader of an international ministry.

The 30-minute Atlanta-based reality series will include Weeks sharing the spotlight with singles and broken-hearted couples on the mend. The twice-divorced Pentecostal pastor will dole out relationship advice drawing on his experience as an author, minister and a first-time felon who pleaded guilty to aggravated assault on his ex-wife, national evangelist Juanita Bynum.

Weeks would not disclose what network he is negotiating with, but said talks are moving along.

Casting for singles, married, separated or recently divorced couples begins Tuesday, said Weeks. Interested parties should e-mail or visit http://www.bishop for more information.

“I’m very excited about the way this is shaping up,” said Weeks, who appeared on the syndicated Tom Joyner Morning Show on radio (Kiss 104.1 locally) on Tuesday to talk about the reality series. “It is going to be a very tasteful, five-star presentation.”

Oh I’m sure it’ll be high-class all the way. What could be classier than an overly religious ex-felon wife beater giving advice to troubled couples while trying to find himself a third wife in front of a national audience? I’m sure if Jesus were here today he’d fully support such a classy undertaking. This has “divinely inspired” written all over it!

3 thoughts on “New religious reality TV show: “The Holy Hookup.”

  1. Hmmmm…a twice-divorced Pentecostal pastor with a propensity for domestic abuse, doling out “relationship advice.” The irony is so thick I can cut it.

    Bet all the empty-headed, religious zombie women in America will be linin’ up for THAT show.

  2. Now, you say he was a wife-beater. But, did you find out if the stick was less than the thickness of his thumb? Whatever happened to the Rule of Thumb?  snake

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