House of Yahweh doomsday prophet arrested for bigamy.

So the world didn’t end on June 12th as predicted by Yisrayl Hawkins of the House of Yahweh cult though something bad did befall Mr. Hawkins:

CLYDE, Texas—The founder of the House of Yahweh religious sect remained jailed Wednesday on four counts of bigamy, officials said.

Yisrayl Hawkins was being held at the Taylor County Jail, with bail set at $10 million.

[…] Hawkins, who founded the sect in 1980 after leaving the Abilene Police Department, was arrested in Callahan County on Tuesday afternoon.

It was unclear if Hawkins had an attorney. A message could not be left at the House of Yaweh’s office in Abilene on Wednesday morning.

Arrested two days before the world was supposed to end. You have to wonder if he saw this coming and made his prediction as a desperate form of wishful thinking.

53 thoughts on “House of Yahweh doomsday prophet arrested for bigamy.

  1. I’m not too sorry about the news, but why would his bail be set at $10 million?  Did Hawkins “convert” the judge’s wife or something? 

    Hopefully more details will be forthcoming.  Texas is a state in thrall to a variety of christian cults, some less benign than others.  Christian cultists own the whole damn state and the republican party in that state.  I can see why they would want to crack down on the crazy cult image so the mainstream cultists can show how sane they are in comparison, but $10,000,000
    bail seems a bit like judicial jackassery.  If what he is charged with is all that serious, or if he is a flight risk, they can deny bail altogether, correct?

    I actually have mixed feelings about all the recent news in Texas.  Cults can’t be alllowed to break all the laws they disagree with, but in my opinion it’s a bit hypocritical to persecute crazy Texans.  The mainstream cultists elect fools and criminals to office, fake energy crises to defraud other states and interfere in other state’s politics, and chase non-christians out of politics and public discourse.  A little seclusion and bigamy doesn’t really seem all that odd to me, when compared to the norm there.

  2. If he is smart (and gets out of jail again before his cult disperses) he can use this as an advantage – the unbelievers had me imprisoned! Of COURSE Armageddon had to wait!

  3. four counts of bigamy

    I make that 4 extra wives…

    4 sets of in-laws…

    May be it just FELT like the world had ended.

    If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to here it, does it make a noise?
    If a man is alone in a forest with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

  4. The Overseer of the House of Yahweh is a false prophet of Baal!
    YHWH ALHYM is NOT With Him!

    Earnestly Desire For The True Peace Of Jerusalem,
    When YHWH’s Honor, Authority, And Character Will Be Taught Upon Mount Zion, Jerusalem!

    Isa 2:1 The word that Isaiah the son of Amoz saw concerning Judah and Jerusalem.
    Isa 2:2 And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the LORD’S:(YHWH’s) house shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills; and all nations shall flow unto it.
    Isa 2:3 And many people shall go and say, Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the LORD:(YHWH), to the house of the God:(ALHYM) of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the LORD:(YHWH) from Jerusalem.
    Isa 2:4 And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

    We do not live in the last days, YET!
    If we did, then we would be able to worship YHWH ALHYM upon Mount Zion, Jerusalem!

    Believe the writings of the Prophets of YHWH!

  5. Looks like Essene Rabbit gibberish.

      Er, rabid.

      Um, I mean radii.

    Dammit.  RABBI. RABBI.

    That’s the one.

  6. Act 17:2 And Paul, as his manner was, went in unto them, and three sabbath days reasoned with them out of the scriptures,
    Act 17:3 Opening and alleging, that Christ must needs have suffered, and risen again from the dead; and that this Jesus, whom I preach unto you, is Christ.
    Act 17:4 And some of them believed, and consorted with Paul and Silas; and of the devout Greeks a great multitude, and of the chief women not a few.
    Act 17:5 But the Jews which believed not, moved with envy, took unto them certain (lewd fellows of the baser sort), and gathered a company, and set all the city on an uproar, and assaulted the house of Jason, and sought to bring them out to the people.
    Act 17:6 And when they found them not, they drew Jason and certain brethren unto the rulers of the city, crying, These that have turned the world upside down are come hither also;
    Act 17:7 Whom Jason hath received: and these all do contrary to the decrees of Caesar, saying that there is another king, one Jesus.
    Act 17:8 And they troubled the people and the rulers of the city, when they heard these things.
    Act 17:9 And when they had taken security of Jason, and of the other, they let them go.
    Act 17:10 And the brethren immediately sent away Paul and Silas by night unto Berea: who coming thither went into the synagogue of the Jews.
    Act 17:11 These were more (noble) than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and (searched) the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.
    Act 17:12 Therefore many of them believed; also of honourable women which were Greeks, and of men, not a few.
    Act 17:13 But when the Jews of Thessalonica had knowledge that the word of God was preached of Paul at Berea, they came thither also, and stirred up the people.

    From G303 and G2919; properly to scrutinize, that is, (by implication) investigate, interrogate, determine: – ask, question, discern, examine, judge, search.

    Those, Of Berea, Were More NOBLE Than Those In Thessalonica, Because They Received The Word With All Readiness Of Mind, And Searched The Scriptures Daily, To See Whether Those Things Were So.

    From G2095 and G1096; well born, that is, (literally) high in rank, or (figuratively) generous: – more noble, nobleman.

    Moral Character Is Needed, Inspector!
    Moral Character Is Needed, Inspector!

    Don’t Be A Lewd Fellow Of The Baser Sort!

  7. But, he seems to be following Paul – PAUL, of all people. The misogynistic Pharisee who led the persecuters of the early church. The man who held the cloak of Stephen, the first Christian martyr. WTF?

    From G303 and G2919; properly to scrutinize, that is, (by implication) investigate, interrogate, determine: – ask, question, discern, examine, judge, search.

    He can quote, but he can not understand? How sad.  confused

  8. I think we have a new candidate for Official SEB Resident Schizophrenic.

    I wasn’t aware it was an official position. I thought you just rotated them through occasionally to try to keep the sane members on their toes?

  9. certain (lewd fellows of the baser sort), and gathered a company

    How can I become a member of that club??? Is it gender specific? Do you need to be of legal age? Inquiring minds want to know.  cheese

  10. Lewd:
    From a derivative of G4192; hurtful, that is, evil (properly in effect or influence, and thus differing from G2556, which refers rather to essential character, as well as from G4550, which indicates degeneracy from original virtue); figuratively calamitous; also (passively) ill, that is, diseased; but especially (morally) culpable, that is, derelict, vicious, facinorous; neuter (singular) mischief, malice, or (plural) guilt; masculine (singular) the devil, or (plural) sinners: – bad, evil, grievous, harm, lewd, malicious, wicked (-ness). See also G4191.

    Baser Sort:
    From G58; relating to the market place, that is, forensic (times); by implication vulgar: – baser sort, low.

    Deu 12:28 Observe and hear all these words which I command thee, that it may go well with thee, and with thy children after thee for ever, when thou doest that which is good and right in the sight of the LORD thy God.
    Deu 12:29 When the LORD thy God shall cut off the nations from before thee, whither thou goest to possess them, and thou succeedest them, and dwellest in their land;
    Deu 12:30 Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou (enquire) not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise.
    Deu 12:31 Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods.
    Deu 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

    A primitive root; properly to tread or frequent; usually to follow (for pursuit or search); by implication to seek or ask; specifically to worship: – ask, X at all, care for, X diligently, inquire, make inquisition, [necro-] mancer, question, require, search, seek [for, out], X surely.

    Deu 23:2 A (bastard) shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    From an unused root mian. to alienate; a mongrel, that is, born of a Jewish father and a heathen mother: – bastard.

    Neh 13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod, of Ammon, and of Moab:
    Neh 13:24 And their children spake half in the speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews’ language, but according to the language of each people.
    Neh 13:25 And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves.
    Neh 13:26 Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin.
    Neh 13:27 Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?
    Neh 13:28 And one of the sons of Joiada, the son of Eliashib the high priest, was son in law to Sanballat the Horonite: therefore I chased him from me.
    Neh 13:29 Remember them, O my God, because they have defiled the priesthood, and the covenant of the priesthood, and of the Levites.
    Neh 13:30 Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business;
    Neh 13:31 And for the wood offering, at times appointed, and for the firstfruits. Remember me, O my God, for good.

    Nehemiah Was A Bad Man’s Teacher!
    He Taught Them Moral Character!
    The Lord God Will Remember Him, For He Was A Good Man!

    Know Therefore, Inquiring Mind:
    Mal 2:7 For the priest’s lips should keep knowledge, and they should seek the law at his mouth: for he is the messenger of the LORD of hosts.

  11. Cake:
    From the CHEF. Tasty and sweet, the root of all temptation. Ancient Miskatonic explorers sodomized unicorns for morsels of it. It is a LIE.

    Bub 13:6
    And yea, they went to the movie theater unto see THE LORD of the RINGS. Upon the THRONE of porcelain which was wrought VENGEANCE for consummation of unfit PORK rinds. DaShizzle proclaimed:
    Bub 13:7
    “Whoa unto mine eyes! The chick unto plays Legolas has a WEINER!”
    Bub 13:8
    And his companions regaled him with laughter, and his FALSE masculinity was laid LOW. Unto he spake with Unicorns who explained
    Bub 13:9
    “DaShizzle, you have consumed the devil alcohol unto woe. Myself and the LEPRECHAUN are not real. Yea, and you have shit yourself.”

    Making shit up is a blast, fucking outstanding.

  12. Gen 19:1 And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;
    Gen 19:2 And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant’s house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.
    Gen 19:3 And he pressed upon them greatly; and they turned in unto him, and entered into his house; and he made them a feast, and did bake unleavened bread, and they did eat.
    Gen 19:4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
    Gen 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
    Gen 19:6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
    Gen 19:7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
    Gen 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
    Gen 19:9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door.
    Gen 19:10 But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door.
    Gen 19:11 And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
    Gen 19:12 And the men said unto Lot, Hast thou here any besides? son in law, and thy sons, and thy daughters, and whatsoever thou hast in the city, bring them out of this place:
    Gen 19:13 For we will destroy this place, because the cry of them is waxen great before the face of the LORD; and the LORD hath sent us to destroy it.
    Gen 19:14 And Lot went out, and spake unto his sons in law, which married his daughters, and said, Up, get you out of this place; for the LORD will destroy this city. But he seemed as one that mocked unto his sons in law.
    Gen 19:15 And when the morning arose, then the angels hastened Lot, saying, Arise, take thy wife, and thy two daughters, which are here; lest thou be consumed in the iniquity of the city.
    Gen 19:16 And while he lingered, the men laid hold upon his hand, and upon the hand of his wife, and upon the hand of his two daughters; the LORD being merciful unto him: and they brought him forth, and set him without the city.
    Gen 19:17 And it came to pass, when they had brought them forth abroad, that he said, Escape for thy life; look not behind thee, neither stay thou in all the plain; escape to the mountain, lest thou be consumed.
    Gen 19:18 And Lot said unto them, Oh, not so, my Lord:
    Gen 19:19 Behold now, thy servant hath found grace in thy sight, and thou hast magnified thy mercy, which thou hast shewed unto me in saving my life; and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest some evil take me, and I die:
    Gen 19:20 Behold now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and my soul shall live.
    Gen 19:21 And he said unto him, See, I have accepted thee concerning this thing also, that I will not overthrow this city, for the which thou hast spoken.
    Gen 19:22 Haste thee, escape thither; for I cannot do any thing till thou be come thither. Therefore the name of the city was called Zoar.
    Gen 19:23 The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zoar.
    Gen 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
    Gen 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
    Gen 19:26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
    Gen 19:27 And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he stood before the LORD:
    Gen 19:28 And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.
    Gen 19:29 And it came to pass, when God destroyed the cities of the plain, that God remembered Abraham, and sent Lot out of the midst of the overthrow, when he overthrew the cities in the which Lot dwelt.
    Gen 19:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
    Gen 19:31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
    Gen 19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
    Gen 19:33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
    Gen 19:34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
    Gen 19:35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
    Gen 19:36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
    Gen 19:37 And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.
    Gen 19:38 And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.

    Amo 9:1 I saw the Lord standing upon the altar: and he said, Smite the lintel of the door, that the posts may shake: and cut them in the head, all of them; and I will slay the last of them with the sword: he that fleeth of them shall not flee away, and he that escapeth of them shall not be delivered.
    Amo 9:2 Though they dig into hell, thence shall mine hand take them; though they climb up to heaven, thence will I bring them down:
    Amo 9:3 And though they hide themselves in the top of Carmel, I will search and take them out thence; and though they be hid from my sight in the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them:
    Amo 9:4 And though they go into captivity before their enemies, thence will I command the sword, and it shall slay them: and I will set mine eyes upon them for evil, and not for good.
    Amo 9:5 And the Lord GOD of hosts is he that toucheth the land, and it shall melt, and all that dwell therein shall mourn: and it shall rise up wholly like a flood; and shall be drowned, as by the flood of Egypt.
    Amo 9:6 It is he that buildeth his stories in the heaven, and hath founded his troop in the earth; he that calleth for the waters of the sea, and poureth them out upon the face of the earth: The LORD is his name.
    Amo 9:7 Are ye not as children of the Ethiopians unto me, O children of Israel? saith the LORD. Have not I brought up Israel out of the land of Egypt? and the Philistines from Caphtor, and the Syrians from Kir?
    Amo 9:8 Behold, the eyes of the Lord GOD are upon the sinful kingdom, and I will destroy it from off the face of the earth; saving that I will not utterly destroy the house of Jacob, saith the LORD.
    Amo 9:9 For, lo, I will command, and I will sift the house of Israel among all nations, like as corn is sifted in a sieve, yet shall not the least grain fall upon the earth.
    Amo 9:10 All the sinners of my people shall die by the sword, which say, The evil shall not overtake nor prevent us.
    Amo 9:11 In that day will I raise up the tabernacle of David that is fallen, and close up the breaches thereof; and I will raise up his ruins, and I will build it as in the days of old:
    Amo 9:12 That they may possess the remnant of Edom, and of all the heathen, which are called by my name, saith the LORD that doeth this.
    Amo 9:13 Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that the plowman shall overtake the reaper, and the treader of grapes him that soweth seed; and the mountains shall drop sweet wine, and all the hills shall melt.
    Amo 9:14 And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine thereof; they shall also make gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
    Amo 9:15 And I will plant them upon their land, and they shall no more be pulled up out of their land which I have given them, saith the LORD thy God.

    Isa 8:9 Associate yourselves, O ye people, and ye shall be broken in pieces; and give ear, all ye of far countries: gird yourselves, and ye shall be broken in pieces; gird yourselves, and ye shall be broken in pieces.
    Isa 8:10 Take counsel together, and it shall come to nought; speak the word, and it shall not stand: for God is with us.
    Isa 8:11 For the LORD spake thus to me with a strong hand, and instructed me that I should not walk in the way of this people, saying,
    Isa 8:12 Say ye not, A confederacy, to all them to whom this people shall say, A confederacy; neither fear ye their fear, nor be afraid.
    Isa 8:13 Sanctify the LORD of hosts himself; and let him be your fear, and let him be your dread.
    Isa 8:14 And he shall be for a sanctuary; but for a stone of stumbling and for a rock of offence to both the houses of Israel, for a gin and for a snare to the inhabitants of Jerusalem.
    Isa 8:15 And many among them shall stumble, and fall, and be broken, and be snared, and be taken.
    Isa 8:16 Bind up the testimony, seal the law among my disciples.
    Isa 8:17 And I will wait upon the LORD, that hideth his face from the house of Jacob, and I will look for him.
    Isa 8:18 Behold, I and the children whom the LORD hath given me are for signs and for wonders in Israel from the LORD of hosts, which dwelleth in mount Zion.
    Isa 8:19 And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? for the living to the dead?
    Isa 8:20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.
    Isa 8:21 And they shall pass through it, hardly bestead and hungry: and it shall come to pass, that when they shall be hungry, they shall fret themselves, and curse their king and their God, and look upward.
    Isa 8:22 And they shall look unto the earth; and behold trouble and darkness, dimness of anguish; and they shall be driven to darkness.

    Isa 47:8 Therefore hear now this, thou that art given to pleasures, that dwellest carelessly, that sayest in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me; I shall not sit as a widow, neither shall I know the loss of children:
    Isa 47:9 But these two things shall come to thee in a moment in one day, the loss of children, and widowhood: they shall come upon thee in their perfection for the multitude of thy sorceries, and for the great abundance of thine enchantments.
    Isa 47:10 For thou hast trusted in thy wickedness: thou hast said, None seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knowledge, it hath perverted thee; and thou hast said in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me.
    Isa 47:11 Therefore shall evil come upon thee; thou shalt not know from whence it riseth: and mischief shall fall upon thee; thou shalt not be able to put it off: and desolation shall come upon thee suddenly, which thou shalt not know.
    Isa 47:12 Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit, if so be thou mayest prevail.
    Isa 47:13 Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
    Isa 47:14 Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.
    Isa 47:15 Thus shall they be unto thee with whom thou hast laboured, even thy merchants, from thy youth: they shall wander every one to his quarter; none shall save thee.

    Isa 54:1 Sing, O barren, thou that didst not bear; break forth into singing, and cry aloud, thou that didst not travail with child: for more are the children of the desolate than the children of the married wife, saith the LORD.
    Isa 54:2 Enlarge the place of thy tent, and let them stretch forth the curtains of thine habitations: spare not, lengthen thy cords, and strengthen thy stakes;
    Isa 54:3 For thou shalt break forth on the right hand and on the left; and thy seed shall inherit the Gentiles, and make the desolate cities to be inhabited.
    Isa 54:4 Fear not; for thou shalt not be ashamed: neither be thou confounded; for thou shalt not be put to shame: for thou shalt forget the shame of thy youth, and shalt not remember the reproach of thy widowhood any more.
    Isa 54:5 For thy Maker is thine husband; the LORD of hosts is his name; and thy Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called.
    Isa 54:6 For the LORD hath called thee as a woman forsaken and grieved in spirit, and a wife of youth, when thou wast refused, saith thy God.
    Isa 54:7 For a small moment have I forsaken thee; but with great mercies will I gather thee.
    Isa 54:8 In a little wrath I hid my face from thee for a moment; but with everlasting kindness will I have mercy on thee, saith the LORD thy Redeemer.
    Isa 54:9 For this is as the waters of Noah unto me: for as I have sworn that the waters of Noah should no more go over the earth; so have I sworn that I would not be wroth with thee, nor rebuke thee.
    Isa 54:10 For the mountains shall depart, and the hills be removed; but my kindness shall not depart from thee, neither shall the covenant of my peace be removed, saith the LORD that hath mercy on thee.
    Isa 54:11 O thou afflicted, tossed with tempest, and not comforted, behold, I will lay thy stones with fair colours, and lay thy foundations with sapphires.
    Isa 54:12 And I will make thy windows of agates, and thy gates of carbuncles, and all thy borders of pleasant stones.
    Isa 54:13 And all thy children shall be taught of the LORD; and great shall be the peace of thy children.
    Isa 54:14 In righteousness shalt thou be established: thou shalt be far from oppression; for thou shalt not fear: and from terror; for it shall not come near thee.
    Isa 54:15 Behold, they shall surely gather together, but not by me: whosoever shall gather together against thee shall fall for thy sake.
    Isa 54:16 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.
    Isa 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

    Mal 4:4 Remember ye the law of Moses my servant, which I commanded unto him in Horeb for all Israel, with the statutes and judgments.
    Mal 4:5 Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:
    Mal 4:6 And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, (lest) I come and smite the earth with a curse.

    From H6437; properly removal; used only (in the constructive) adverbially as conjugation lest: – (lest) (peradventure), that . . . not.

    Rev 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
    Rev 21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
    Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

  13. Shalahyah, if you’re just going to fill up your comments with a lot of gibberish then I’m going to start deleting them.

    If you’ve got a point then make it, otherwise go back to your own webpage and post your gibberish there. No one here is interested in it.

  14. The founder of the House of Yahweh religious sect remained jailed Wednesday on four counts of bigamy, officials said.

    Er, is it just me, or is there some funny math here?  Unless this guy married a second wife four times consecutively, wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it “one count of pentagamy”?

  15. The founder of the House of Yahweh was married unto more than just two women.
    According to other sources within the religious sect,
    this man had many wives!
    I cannot personally prove how many wives he had,
    but I know that he taught that it is right for a man of Yahweh to have more than one wife.
    There are others in the religious sect, who had more than one wife, before I was evicted from the compound grounds in 2004.

    The man is a deceiver, a liar, and the biggest bastard of us all!

    In one of his last sermons I heard from him,
    he was calling those, like me, who would not honor him for his lies, bastards!
    If the man does not repent form his sins, he will burn in the lake of fire, when Lord God will sentence him!

  16. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it. Or, in other words, if you don’t want to be called names then don’t call people names. If you don’t want people to take quotes out of context then don’t take quotes out of context. If you don’t want people to subtly imply that you may have the intelligence of a carton of spoiled cottage cheese then don’t imply the same in others. Most of all, if you DO engage in these activities, don’t bitch about it when the favor is returned to you. I’m specifically thinking of David in this case.

    Les, Are You A Respecter Of Persons?

    I Will Not Meet Them On Their Level!
    Allowing Words Like, Fucking And Shit, Are For Stupid Evil Bastards!
    I Will Not!
    If You, leguru, legacyABQ, And MisterMook Cannot Take It, Then You Should Not Dish It Out In The First Place:
    Oh look, it’s nutter comment spam;
    Looks like Essene Rabbit gibberish.

      Er, rabid.

      Um, I mean radii.

    Dammit.  RABBI. RABBI.

    That’s the one.

    Maybe, You Need To Keep Your Own Opinions Unto Yourself.

  17. zilch, this is old news:
    AP Texas News
    Feb. 13, 2008, 7:07AM
    Head of religious sect charged with bigamy

    © 2008 The Associated Press

    CLYDE, Texas — The founder of the House of Yahweh religious sect remained jailed Wednesday on four counts of bigamy, officials said.

    I Am Not Trying To Make You Look Bad.
    Just Holding To Reality.
    Have A Blessed Day!

  18. Shalahyah first quotes from the commenting guidelines and then writes…

    Les, Are You A Respecter Of Persons?

    I’m not entirely sure what you mean by that question. If you’re asking if I respect people by default then the answer is no. My respect is earned, not given.

    If you’re asking if there are persons I respect then the answer is yes.

    I Will Not Meet Them On Their Level!
    Allowing Words Like, Fucking And Shit, Are For Stupid Evil Bastards!
    I Will Not!
    If You, leguru, legacyABQ, And MisterMook Cannot Take It, Then You Should Not Dish It Out In The First Place:
    Oh look, it’s nutter comment spam;
    Looks like Essene Rabbit gibberish.

    You’d have to take a few steps up to meet them on their level. Naughty words have nothing to do with it.

    Maybe, You Need To Keep Your Own Opinions Unto Yourself.

    Perhaps, but unlikely.

  19. Act 10:34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no (respecter of persons):
    Act 10:35 But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him.

    Respecter of persons:
    From G4383 and G2983; an accepter of a face (individual), that is, (specifically) one exhibiting partiality: – respecter of persons.

  20. Maybe, You Need To Keep Your Own Opinions Unto Yourself.

    Awww, isn’t it cute?

    I won’t meet you on your level too sunshine. I’ve got two or three brain cells too many to rub together to do that. Hey, I’ve got an idea, why don’t you go get your sign and go back outside to see if you can convert people downtown and maybe collect some change for hooch? You can get yourself a nice set of flip flops to go with your crazy, and meet a lot of nice street people with the same speech impediment as you have.

  21. Shalahyah, you didn’t get my point.  Here it is spelt out for you.

    πέντε γάμος
    From pente, five, and gamos, marriage: the practice of having five wives or husbands.

    I don’t really give a fig how many wives this joker had or has.  I do remember that the good people at TrueBibleCode heaped scorn on him for his laughable predictions of doom.  They were not really in any position to laugh, however, having also predicted doom dozens of times.  As far as I know, however, none of the Bible Code people has more than one spouse, if that.

  22. I thought you just rotated them through occasionally to try to keep the sane members on their toes?

    How would you know that you were not picking the same schizophrenic twice?

    Shalahyah- How many wives did that favourite of your god, Soloman, have?

    If you must have a Holy Text this maintains both body and soul

    I.And HUSSAR dideth sayeth to the hungry throng

    i.Bake 1 large potato per person (or 3 to 2 if you think you need to). Forsooth They must be large ones.
    ii.You mayest microwave, BUT THEY MUST BE FINISHED IN THINE OVEN- the crispy/hard skin beith a must.

    i.Grateth thy Cheese
    ii.Now grateth a tad more.
    iii.Now doest another couple of grates per person.

    i.Now cometh
    ii.The Difficult bit
    iii.Cutteth thine potatoes in half- longways, and probably so the halves are shallow as you can get- you will need to stand these like the ARK that NOAH sailed in to finish, so think ahead
    iv.Now MIGHTILY CAREFULLY (No more careful than that) scoop the flesh out the skin. It is important you do not break the skin (which is why they have to be crispy).
    v.THE LORD GOD usually cut round with a paring knife, then useth a dessert spoon.
    vi.It is better to cut too shallow- you can always scrape more out, you can’t repaireth the skin.
    vii.BUT you need to do this ASAP so flesh is still as hot as possible.

    i.Mash flesh and cheese.
    ii.Addeth a knob of butter,
    iii.Verily but not too much- you are not going for creamy mashed potatoes- and a little black pepper and Worcester sauce.
    iv.Basically you want thick (but not too lumpy) mashed potatoes.

    i.Scoop the Cheesy mash back into the skins.
    ii.Sprinkle with a more grated cheese, and Worcester if you like.
    iii.For the Sauce of the Worce is a divine gift

    i.Finisheth under grill until cheese on top is golden
    ii.(this mayeth be a betterest place to add the second lot of Worcester, like cheese on toast).
    iii.Praise be to Worcester Sauce

    From the Book of Snacks (LHV)

    Slightly more readable version here

  23. MisterMook, You Have Already Converted Yourself To Act In Your Capacity.
    Your Dreaming In Your Own Fearful Mind, That Another is Trying To Change Your Mental Ability.

    zilch, I Did Not Ask You What You Give A Fig About!
    You Did Not Get My Point.

    LastHussar, A Person Can Still Be Holy, If He Has Only One Wife!
    Your Own Thoughts Have Brought A Disturbance Unto Your Mind.
    What’s All The Fuss About!

  24. Les, Are You A Respecter Of Persons?

    I believe this means to pay greater respect to persons of authority. Especially since God is no respecter of persons, as he commands his favorite people to utterly destroy a tribe, its chief or king, and all men, women, children, and goats. Just cause He said so. Just cause them heathens were worshiping the WRONG god! Now that’s what I call not respecting persons (or children, or women, or . . .).  cheese
    And why do we need a “king”? Haven’t kings fucked us over enough, already? Didn’t we fight one war to get rid of kings? Sigh!  long face
    But I am greatly attracted to the Book of Snacks (LHV). Is it available on Amazon?

  25. Shay probably needs a king, as long as the king is also a nurse or orderly coming with medications – something like loxapine or thorazine, if I had a guess. Don’t be too stubborn to seek medical help, Shay.

  26. Mal 2:8 But ye are departed out of the way; ye have caused many to stumble at the law; ye have corrupted the covenant of Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
    Mal 2:9 Therefore have I also made you contemptible and base before all the people, according as ye have not kept my ways, but have been partial in the law.

    Jas 2:1 My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with respect of persons.
    Jas 2:2 For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;
    Jas 2:3 And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:
    Jas 2:4 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?

    Jas 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.

    A Person Who Transgresses The Law Is A Respecter of Persons, According To Lord God.

    You Do Not Understand The Judgments of the Law, That Was Given By Lord God Unto The Children of Israel, To Destroy Those Nations In Canaan.

    Respecting A Person Is Not The Same Act As Being A Respecter of Persons.

  27. You Do Not Understand The Judgments of the Law, That Was Given By Lord God Unto The Children of Israel, To Destroy Those Nations In Canaan.

    Actually, I do understand the “judgments” and disagree with them. Any god who has to order the destruction of every man, woman, child and goat in some tribe that worships another god appears to me to be very insecure. Not my type of god, thank you.  grin

    him that weareth the gay clothing

    Is this why so many are opposed to allowing same sex marriage?

  28. Why aren’t you respecting the gays properly, Shay? Are they not wearing the proper gay robes?

  29. Wait, I get it – if they were gays on welfare and they had multiple gay husbands then that would be alright. Got it.

  30. Jer 30:12 For thus saith the LORD, Thy bruise is incurable, and thy wound is grievous.
    Jer 30:13 There is none to plead thy cause, that thou mayest be bound up: thou hast no healing medicines.
    Jer 30:14 All thy lovers have forgotten thee; they seek thee not; for I have wounded thee with the wound of an enemy, with the chastisement of a cruel one, for the multitude of thine iniquity; because thy sins were increased.
    Jer 30:15 Why criest thou for thine affliction? thy sorrow is incurable for the multitude of thine iniquity: because thy sins were increased, I have done these things unto thee.

    Your Iniquity Has Afflicted You.

    Rev 9:11 And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

    You Need A King, Who Does Not Teach You To Commit Iniquity.

  31. You Need A King, Who Does Not Teach You To Commit Iniquity.

    No, you may need a King, I and most on this thread, do not need a King to teach me anything. I have the Buddha wisdom within and have no need for another to teach me anything. The curious thing is, you, too, have the Buddha wisdom within, if you will allow it to be manifest. Chant and grow happy!  grin
    Aren’t you a little tired of being unhappy?  tongue wink

  32. Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Lev 20:22 Ye shall therefore keep all my statutes, and all my judgments, and do them: that the land, whither I bring you to dwell therein, spue you not out.
    Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

    MisterMook, You Most Definitely Do Not Worship Lord God!

  33. Zep 1:17 And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD: and their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung.

    Leguru, You Are Distressed For Transgressing The Law!
    Buddha Was Distressed, Also, If He Transgressed The Law Of Lord God!

    All, Who Transgress The Law Are Distressed!

  34. MisterMook, You Most Definitely Do Not Worship Lord God!

    I most certainly do not. Thanks for noticing! I also like shrimp and other shellfish, have never burned any witches, do not own Canadians, and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched a woman during her menses. Not only am I an unbeliever, I’d be a terrible Old Testament “kill your kid for me” sort of follower. All things considering, you probably suck at it too. There’s an awful lot of rules there in Leviticus and most of them are pretty fucking insane.

    On the other hand, we’ve pretty much established that sanity isn’t exactly your strength. Go for it, Captain Insano – more shrimp for me.

  35. Given the punctuation I think Shaly may be a greengrocer..

    You Need A King, Who Does Not Teach You To Commit Iniquity.

    The comma here gives the sentence a subtle difference.

    Either that, or, Shal, is channelling, the, spirit, of William, Shatner.

    Or possibly Yoda

    Your Own Thoughts Have Brought A Disturbance Unto Your Mind.

    See Shally, before posting you should learn the use of the English language more thoroughly:-

    LastHussar, A Person Can Still Be Holy, If He Has Only One Wife!

    Ignoring the shotgun method of commas you use, the implied meaning of this is that having only one wife is a hinderance to holiness.

    Leguru- the holy teachings also contain a meat (‘Bolegenese’) sauce, suitable for teaching to teenage boys.  Homemade burgers/meatballs are also a divine food.  The Son of Last Hussar beats the son of God.  At 12 years old Iesus was arguing with preists, at 12 years old ‘Clone Commander’ (as little Hussar is known) could cook a stir-fry.

  36. Ignoring the shotgun method of commas you use, the implied meaning of this is that having only one wife is a hinderance to holiness.

    Right, to really get your god on you gotta have those multiple pauper homosexual husbands Sal tried to retreat from – even though it’s clear that Shal’s just improperly reading the texts to avoid taking that first step to godliness: Finding Misters Right.

  37. Hussar, Sounds Like You Have A Personal Problem!
    I Will Use The Comma As Needed In Order To Get My Point Across!

    MisterMook, You Can Keep Your Unbelieving Attitude, At Your Own Choosing!
    Also, You Can Keep Your Own Curses With You! 

    2Co 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

  38. I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use my name when referring to that loony! And yesterday was my birthday an’ everything. ;__;

  39. Homemade burgers/meatballs are also a divine food.


    And, Shalahyah:

    Leguru, You Are Distressed For Transgressing The Law!
    Buddha Was Distressed, Also, If He Transgressed The Law Of Lord God!

    Actually, Buddha predates your Lord God by about 500 years, so your “Lord God” is in fact distressed for transgressing the Darhma.

  40. Happy Birthday, Shaye!

    LH- thanks for the link about the greengrocers’ apostrophe.  Fascinating, all the swirls and eddies that crop up in the backwaters of language.  I suspect that the overuse of apostrophe’s is related to the overuse of “quotation marks” and Capitalization: they make “things” look More Important, and add a bit of sparkle to you’re banal utterances.

    Shalahyah: you seem as though you might be a nice person, so I will tell you nicely: I’m willing to bet that everyone here has a Bible or quick access to one, so simply pasting Bible verses is not likely to impress us.  Not only that, but since most of the regulars here have actually read the Bible and don’t believe it (*gasp*), any arguments about the real world you might make based on Scripture are not going to be taken seriously.  Imagine that we tried to convince you to avoid people named Smith, based on the Matrix, and you might get some idea of the impression that your bibliolatry makes on us.  Now, if you can prove to us that the Bible is the Truth, and not just because it claims to be the Truth, that would be more interesting.

    Have A Nice Day.

    cheers from sunny Vienna, zilch.

  41. Zilch, Nobody Is Trying To Force You To Accept What Is Written In The Bible!
    There Are Many People Out There In The World,
    Who Believe In What Is Written In The Bible.
    Speak For Your Own Self!
    Just Because You Prefer To Live Your Own Religion, Does Not Mean That Others Will Follow Your Way Of Life!
    I Use Bible Verses, Because I Choose To Have A Way Of Life That Will Agree With What Is Recorded In Scripture!

    I Tell You What:
    I Bet That If You And Your Other Friends, Who Hate The Word Of Lord God, Who Created Heaven And The Earth – this is for Leguru – Would Not Let The Bible Verses Affect Your Minds, Like It Does, Then The Bible Verses Toward Your Affected Minds Would Not Be Returned, As An Answer.
    In Other Words, Ignore It, And It Will Go Away!
    Do Not Let, What Is In Your Head, Affect You In Such A Bad Way.
    Moreover, If You Do Not Like What Other People Write About A Given Subject, Then Write Your Own, According To Your Own Thoughts, About The Subject That Is Given, Instead Of Writing Something About The Other Person, Who Like Using The Bible To Give Answers On The Subject That Is Written About.

    Rom 13:13 Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying.
    Rom 13:14 But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.

    Moreover, I Am Not Trying To Convince You And Others That The Bible Is Truth.
    Everyone Can Choose To Live Their Own Way Of Life.

    Deu 30:15 See, I have set before thee this day life and good, and death and evil;
    Deu 30:16 In that I command thee this day to love the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, and to keep his commandments and his statutes and his judgments, that thou mayest live and multiply: and the LORD thy God shall bless thee in the land whither thou goest to possess it.
    Deu 30:17 But if thine heart turn away, so that thou wilt not hear, but shalt be drawn away, and worship other gods, and serve them;
    Deu 30:18 I denounce unto you this day, that ye shall surely perish, and that ye shall not prolong your days upon the land, whither thou passest over Jordan to go to possess it.
    Deu 30:19 I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live:
    Deu 30:20 That thou mayest love the LORD thy God, and that thou mayest obey his voice, and that thou mayest cleave unto him: for he is thy life, and the length of thy days: that thou mayest dwell in the land which the LORD sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give them.

    Nobody Is Forcing You To Live Differently!
    Therefore, You Can Choose Your Own Way Of Life.
    What It Will Bring Unto You In The End, May Not Allow You To Continue Living, But That Is Your Choice!

    I Will Always Use Bible Verses, When Giving An Answer, On Any Given Subject.
    That Is My Preference.

    Have A Pleasant Day!

  42. Shalahyah, you say:

    Zilch, Nobody Is Trying To Force You To Accept What Is Written In The Bible!
    There Are Many People Out There In The World,
    Who Believe In What Is Written In The Bible.
    Speak For Your Own Self!

    Oh, believe me, I do.  And until someone shows me reason to believe otherwise, I will regard the Bible as an interesting manifestation of Bronze Age thinking.  It’s certainly worth reading, but we’ve progressed beyond thinking that the Earth existed before the Sun, and that insects have four legs, haven’t we?

    I Bet That If You And Your Other Friends, Who Hate The Word Of Lord God, Who Created Heaven And The Earth – this is for Leguru – Would Not Let The Bible Verses Affect Your Minds, Like It Does, Then The Bible Verses Toward Your Affected Minds Would Not Be Returned, As An Answer.
    In Other Words, Ignore It, And It Will Go Away!
    Do Not Let, What Is In Your Head, Affect You In Such A Bad Way.

    Do you hate the Word of Santa Claus, or of Mickey Mouse?  I don’t “hate” the word of “Lord God”; I don’t believe in the “Lord God”, and I can’t hate what I don’t believe.  And sorry: I do let what is in my head affect me.  I know that Martin Luther said that “reason is a whore”, but to my way of thinking, reason is my friend.  And wasn’t Jesus the friend of whores too?

    And by the way: why don’t you forget this Gratuitous Capitalization?  All it does is slow down your typing and make you look silly.  To tell the truth, it makes you look as though you don’t have any real arguments, and thus must depend upon *Special Effects* to get your point across.  This would be cute if you were, say, fourteen or younger, but if you want to piss with the Big Boyzzz and Grrlzzz, you need to sober up and use your Darwin-Given Reason.

    Cheers from sunny Vienna, zilch.

    Btw- if you’re ever around these parts, drop me a line, and lunch is on me.  I only eat babies on Sundays.

  43. The more Shalahyah comments the more convinced I become that she/he needs professional psychological help. She/he is a fucking nutcase.

  44. Les, Your Mental Nature Is Carnal!
    A Carnal Minded Person Oppose The Spiritual Law Of God.

    Rom 8:5 For they that are after the flesh do mind the things of the flesh; but they that are after the Spirit the things of the Spirit.
    Rom 8:6 For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
    Rom 8:7 Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
    Rom 8:8 So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.

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