Oprah is getting her own TV network next year.

It’s not enough that she already has the most popular talk show since Jesus got nailed to a tree or that her magazine sells zillions of copies like there’s no tomorrow. No, she’s not going to be satisfied until she has her own TV network:

Discovery Communications and Winfrey announced a deal today where the Discovery Health network will be turned over to Winfrey next year, becoming OWN — the Oprah Winfrey Network.

The cash-free transaction involved Winfrey turning over her Web site to Discovery, while the communications company makes her chairman of the network, which is currently seen in 68 million homes, said David Zaslav, Discovery Communications chief.

“The focus of the channel will be the focus of Oprah’s brand,” which is to educate and inspire people to live the best life they can, Zaslav said.

Just you wait, in other 10 or 15 years after the Great TV Network Wars of the Early 21st Century are over and then ALL networks will be Oprah Winfrey’s Network! Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

3 thoughts on “Oprah is getting her own TV network next year.

  1. People like Oprah Jesus and all these altruist idols want people to live in an unjustified society, where you are entitled to help others for nothing in return and to give away your inheritance (genetically and financially) and your hard work to people who were unlucky and/or too lazy, I work hard so I can enjoy my achievement my self, not give it away to parasites of the society.
    America succeeded in surviving unlike the Soviet Union because it values the individual and never put the group’s interest over his.
    The human individual in the Vatican belongs to god
    The human individual in Moscow belongs to every one else.
    The human individual in Washington belongs to the poor. this is how it will be when some one like oprah takes over the media but when that happens please tell me where does the human individual belong to him self because I would like to move there.
    ‘‘I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.’’ Ayn Rand
    ‘‘It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master.’’ Ayn Rand

  2. guys bad news, the charity monster had just started the trail broadcast of her O network in eourpe , and she themes like she is gaining some big political power during this election in the states.

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