“Yippee-ki-yay, mommy humper!”

It just ain’t the same — John McClain’s trademark phrase from the classic action movie Die Hard — when you clean it up for a PG13 rating, but that’s what might happen if the rumors from Bruce Willis are true. The folks over at Ain’t It Cool News have word that an upcoming Vanity Fair interview with Willis has him not happy with a possible PG13 Die Hard 4 rating:

“In June’s VANITY FAIR, it states that Bruce Willis was initially disappointed that his fourth DIE HARD film will likely be cut to get a PG-13 rating rather than an R. ‘I really wanted this one to live up to the promise of the first one, which I always thought was the only really good one.’ And he’s not happy about it. ‘That’s a studio decision that is becoming more and more common, because they’re trying to reach a broader audience. It seems almost a courageous move to give a picture an R rating these days. But we still made a pretty hardcore, smashmouth film.’”

The first three movies were rated R and I loved them all. If the fourth movie ends up being PG13 then I’ll probably give it a pass. I just don’t see how it’ll be the same if it’s been cleaned up for the kiddies.

We watched The Marine the other night on DVD, another PG13 action movie, and it was simply laughably stupid. At one point the hero of that turd ends up in a chase in a sports-car-turned-cop-car where about 5,000 bullets are fired into the car, the top is ripped off from passing under a semi-truck, and the chase ends with the car launching into the air and rolling over on its side dumping the hero out just as the bad guys shoot it full of bullets making it explode. Despite the total destruction of the car, the ridiculous number of bullets fired at him, and being dumped out at 50+ MPH while the car explodes above him the hero walks away from the car with one little scratch on his forehead and dirty clothes. I know marines are supposed to be tough and all, but it was at this point that I started ignoring the movie and started reading blogs on my laptop.

It frightens me to think that Live Free or Die Hard could end up being a pussified movie in the same vein as The Marine.

8 thoughts on ““Yippee-ki-yay, mommy humper!”

  1. Is it just me, or does anyone else yell at Alan Rickman to just fucking shut up and shoot him.  My mate pointed out it the tape was strong enough to hold a kilo of metal to his back that that would have really hurtwhen he ripped it off- how come he manages to do that before any of the guys with guns pointing at him manage to shoot him.

    making it explode

    Having watched a number of movies, I have come to the conclusion that US cars are REALLY dangerous- any time they crash they explode.  I know there were issues with the Pinto, but really- is there some law that states 5 kg of Semtex is wired to to airbag trigger?

  2. I’m really looking forward to this one and I just don’t care about the rating. I’ve seen the first three over and over and other than a couple lines of dialogue, they could each have been PG-13. I just don’t think it’ll make much difference one way or another.

  3. Fuck that!  Put in the action, sex, and gore.  If you don’t like go watch your perfect world Disney bullshit.

    Phew!  That felt good to get off my chest. LOL

  4. There was never much sex or gore in the Die Hard movies. It got the R rating mainly because of the language and violence.

    I’m just worried that they’re going to try and sanitize the hell out of it the way they’ve been doing with a lot of other action movies lately and it would be a big disappointment if that happened.

  5. Yea I was referring more to movie sanitation in general.

    However, when they sanitize the right movies it just becomes hilarious.  Like South Park the movie.  When you have a rate of 1 curse word every 4 seconds, there sure is a lot of shit to bleep, change, or take out.

  6. And the editing out of profanity in films is often howlingly bad, with the dubbed in words being half an octave lower than the voice of the actor and sounding nothing like them.

  7. This just follows the dumbing down of America in general and I think it’s an excellent idea them all going after a PG-13 rating cos it gives film industries in other countries a chance to make movies for the mature.

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