Meme Time: What kind of atheist are you?

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Been awhile since I’ve done a “What Kind of X Are You?” quiz so here’s one that’s right up my alley…

You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

Scientific Atheist
100%

Agnostic
58%

Angry Atheist
50%

Militant Atheist
42%

Spiritual Atheist
33%

Apathetic Atheist
25%

Theist
0%

What kind of atheist are you?
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No real surprise there. Moving along then…

Found via Pharyngula.

22 thoughts on “Meme Time: What kind of atheist are you?”

  1. You scored as a Agnostic

    Agnostics consider the possibility that they may be wrong about God’s existence, no matter which side of the fence they stand on. Always willing to objectively evaluate the most ridiculous proof, nevertheless, these guys are skeptics of the Nth degree.

    … I don’t understand it… but eh I don’t understand a lot of things.

  2. No big surprise. I was brought up as a Unitarian Universalist and one of the authors of the Humanist Manifesto was our pastor. We all know that UU isn’t an organized religion.

    You scored as Spiritual Atheist, Ah! Some of the coolest people in the world are Spiritual Atheists. Most of them weren’t brought up in an organized religion and have very little baggage. They concentrate on making the world a better place and know that death is just another part of life. What comes after, comes after.

    Spiritual Atheist
    		75%

    Scientific Atheist
    		67%

    Militant Atheist
    		42%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		42%

    Angry Atheist
    		42%

    Theist
    		25%

    Agnostic
    		25%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  3. This is pretty accurate of my view:

    You scored as Apathetic Atheist, Meh… whatever. Apathetic Atheists tend towards disbelief because believing takes more work. These are the people who won’t argue religion, even if a total nutjob confronts them because arguing just seems like a waste of time they could spend doing something else.

    Apathetic Atheist
    		83%

    Angry Atheist
    		67%

    Militant Atheist
    		58%

    Agnostic
    		58%

    Scientific Atheist
    		50%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		50%

    Theist
    		8%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  4. You scored as a Apathetic Atheist
    Meh… whatever. Apathetic Atheists tend towards disbelief because believing takes more work. These are the people who won’t argue religion, even if a total nutjob confronts them because arguing just seems like a waste of time they could spend doing something else.

    Apathetic Atheist 100%

    Scientific Atheist 83%

    Angry Atheist 83%

    Spiritual Atheist 58%

    Militant Atheist 54%

    Agnostic 54%

  6. Scientific Atheist
     
      100%

    Militant Atheist
     
      67%

    Angry Atheist
     
      50%

    Agnostic
     
      33%

    Apathetic Atheist
     
      33%

    Spiritual Atheist
     
      17%

    Theist
     
      0%

  7. You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

    Scientific Atheist
    		92%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		75%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		75%

    Agnostic
    		42%

    Angry Atheist
    		42%

    Militant Atheist
    		33%

    Theist
    		0%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  9. You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

    Scientific Atheist
    		83%

    Militant Atheist
    		50%

    Angry Atheist
    		42%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		33%

    Agnostic
    		25%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		25%

    Theist
    		17%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  10. I just see how I scored as an atheist. I know for a fact that J.R. “Bob” Dobbs was the best drill bit sales man ever. I also know that Jehovah 1 is really an evil alien, so we need to become his tool.
      And don’t forget if he hasn’t seen your $ you’re still pink to “Bob”

  11. You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

    Scientific Atheist
    		92%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		83%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		75%

    Angry Atheist
    		67%

    Militant Atheist
    		50%

    Agnostic
    		33%

    Theist
    		0%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  13. You scored as Spiritual Atheist, Ah! Some of the coolest people in the world are Spiritual Atheists. Most of them weren’t brought up in an organized religion and have very little baggage. They concentrate on making the world a better place and know that death is just another part of life. What comes after, comes after.

    Spiritual Atheist
    		100%

    Scientific Atheist
    		92%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		75%

    Agnostic
    		50%

    Angry Atheist
    		42%

    Militant Atheist
    		25%

    Theist
    		17%

    What kind of atheist are you?
    created with QuizFarm.com

    Thought I’d be more scientific than spiritual.  Obviously apathetic since I don’t bother arguing about religion.  I’m found in the past that I fit the agnostic description well, with the exception of “We can’t know if god exists”, which I don’t accept. 

    The description of Spiritual Atheist does fit me, and the Scientific description of “More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be” also fits me very well, since I’m more concerned with the reality of something, rather than with the spin.

  14. the only faith I have found with a guaranty is the church of the SubGenius. Triple your money back if you goto ‘normal’ hell. If “Bob” is wrong he will greet you with a check for $90 and an offer to buy his book “how to enjoy hell for 5 cents an etenity” for the low price of $89.95.

  15. Damn! I even got a tie-breaker question and it still couldn’t decide – looks like I can’t either.
    I wonder why it picked me to be a Spiritual Atheist rather than a Scientific or Apathetic Atheist.
    That was purely rhetorical – I don’t really care.  smile

    You scored as a Spiritual Atheist
    Ah! Some of the coolest people in the world are Spiritual Atheists. Most of them weren’t brought up in an organized religion and have very little baggage. They concentrate on making the world a better place and know that death is just another part of life. What comes after, comes after.

    Scientific Atheist 100% 
    Apathetic Atheist 100% 
    Spiritual Atheist 100% 
    Agnostic     67% 
    Angry Atheist     67% 
    Militant Atheist   33% 
    Theist         33%

  16. You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

    Scientific Atheist
    		83%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		58%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		58%

    Militant Atheist
    		33%

    Agnostic
    		33%

    Angry Atheist
    		25%

    Theist
    		17%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  17. You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

    Scientific Atheist
    		100%

    Agnostic
    		75%

    Militant Atheist
    		67%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		67%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		50%

    Angry Atheist
    		42%

    Theist
    		33%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  18. You scored as a Agnostic

    Agnostics consider the possibility that they may be wrong about God’s existence, no matter which side of the fence they stand on. Always willing to objectively evaluate the most ridiculous proof, nevertheless, these guys are skeptics of the Nth degree. … I know I said that in the first post but what does this mean…

    “…these guys are skeptics of the Nth degree.”?  Just wondering.

  19. “…these guys are skeptics of the Nth degree.”?  Just wondering.

    Just on the off-chance you want an opinion I see this as meaning: you’re sceptical about there being a god, equally, you’re sceptical about there NOT being a god … and that’s just about the god question.
    With this type scepticism happening in your head, from opposing sides there’s a real danger you will internally haemorrhage at any moment.
    Join the dark side, Luke.

    On the other hand although this is an interesting parlour game I doubt it’d hold much weight in a psychological evaluation but, being apathetic, I don’t really care if that’s true or not.

  20. Just on the off-chance you want an opinion I see this as meaning: you’re sceptical about there being a god, equally, you’re sceptical about there NOT being a god … and that’s just about the god question.
    With this type scepticism happening in your head, from opposing sides there’s a real danger you will internally haemorrhage at any moment.
    Join the dark side, Luke.

    On the other hand although this is an interesting parlour game I doubt it’d hold much weight in a psychological evaluation but, being apathetic, I don’t really care if that’s true or not.

    Okay… So I guess that makes some sense to me!  That is probably right too.  I’m not sure whether god is real or not… That topic makes me confusing because you have people that are.  “This is what happened….”  and those who are.  “No, that happened because …”  It’s too confusing.

  21. You scored as Angry Atheist, Whoah! Down boy! It’s time to let go of the belligerence and let someone else talk for a while. Even if the religious don’t make must sense, you should probably observe the unspoken rules for human interaction and not yell directly into their faces.

    Angry Atheist
    		92%

    Militant Atheist
    		83%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		83%

    Scientific Atheist
    		58%

    Agnostic
    		58%

    Spiritual Atheist
    		17%

    Theist
    		17%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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  22. You scored as Spiritual Atheist, Ah! Some of the coolest people in the world are Spiritual Atheists. Most of them weren’t brought up in an organized religion and have very little baggage. They concentrate on making the world a better place and know that death is just another part of life. What comes after, comes after.

    Spiritual Atheist
    		100%

    Scientific Atheist
    		83%

    Agnostic
    		75%

    Apathetic Atheist
    		67%

    Angry Atheist
    		58%

    Militant Atheist
    		58%

    Theist
    		25%

    What kind of atheist are you?
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    hmm..I thought I would have been Scientific, but that’s choice number two…

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