In my time as a Police Officer, I’ve seen quite a few assaults. Personally, I was always surprised and sometimes truly amazed at just how ingenious people can be when they intend to batter one another. For instance, I’ve seen a shoe become a weapon as well as a carrot, a half-empty soda can, an envelope stuffed with metal change, and I’ve even seen a two-headed dildo fight end with stitches. However, never before was I truly disgusted with—or even mildly upset with—a man or woman’s choice of weapon until I read the article below. Did our lovely little malcontent use a knife? No! Did she use her purse? No! Did she use her four-week-old baby? Ding ding ding…..we have a WINNER! That’s right folks, assault with an infant. I have to admit, I thought I had seen everything when I watched a man throw a very pissed off pit-bull at someone, but this is definitely something new.