Asshats lure seagulls with french fries so they can run them over with car.

You really have to wonder about some people:

About five passers-by witnessed the crime Tuesday evening in the Pleasantville Shopping Center parking lot, police said. They said they saw a young person stack the fries on the pavement, then join two others in the car as the seagulls began to swarm.

“It was kind of ugly, man, blood everywhere,” Wendell McNeal, a witness, told a Philadelphia TV station. Witnesses couldn’t give police detailed descriptions of the suspects, and no one recalled the car’s license plate. Police on Friday were awaiting surveillance camera tapes from nearby businesses, Ruiz said.

I’m no big fan of seagulls, but surely you can find better ways to spend your time than coming up with ways to run them over with your car. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

4 thoughts on “Asshats lure seagulls with french fries so they can run them over with car.

  1. If you can’t say something nice about someone, don’t say anything at all.

    So I will say absolutely nothing about … those … people.


  2. Well, we already knew too many fries could lead to death.  However, I was thinking more along the lines of 10 years down the road and clogged arteries.  Just putting the fried out there to be eaten is a slow poisoning attempt.

  3. Isn’t there a study somewhere that says that Bastards like that grow into serial killers?  downer

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