Did you fall down and get a boo-boo? Need a little healing from your personal Lord and Savior? Well now you can get it thanks to the amazing new Jesus Bandages!
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4” tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3” x 1” adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
Jesus Bandages
item 11657
Box of 15 $4.95
Unlike prayer, these things may actually help you get better faster.
If Jesus Bandages got together with Durex could they cure virginity?
I think I can live without the Jesus Bandages, but I may not be able to do without a Zebra Devil Duckie. How about you, elwed?
What about this one?
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