Hey, wanna see something really scary? Then go read Fundies Say the Darndest Things! But be warned that exposure to large amounts of Fundamentalist bullshit in a short period of time can cause your brain to seize up from repeatedly saying “what the hell?!?” Here’s a few samples of the drool inducing idiocy you’ll find there:
- ”[How to know God is real]
First leave the skepticism at the door because it is just going to get in the way. ”
Guerrillasaint, Atheists Anonymous
“But all the knowledge we attain on earth is meaningless unless there is a use for it in heaven.
God does not care how much we know unless it is used to advance the kingdom of God.
The bible says that he will meet all our needs.
All the “knowledge” we attain will be done away with in heaven, so we only need to find out what heaven is all about and teach that.”
Soulja †, Myspace
“[If everything needs a cause, why not turn that logic around and ask what caused God?]
This logic would only aplly to the ones that need such logic, since we do not need such logic to understand god, we don’t need to worry about that, but since you need that kinda logic to not believe in god, you are the target audience for such a debate, not us.”
BigChrisFilm, Christian Forums
“Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind. The bible is like the hubble telescope, and a master computer, and a time machine rolled into one. It goes to the past, and the distant future in a cosmic rolls royce. But those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations.”
dad, 123 Christian Forums
“In reality, God used slavery to deliver Africans from ignorance of the One True God. Again, suffering is used to bring people to God. It is a common theme.”
Lisa0315, Christian Forums
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.