The Gay 10 Commandments

GeekMom made me do it:

I. Thou shalt have no other studs before me unless I get to f*** them too.

II. Thou shalt not make of thee a Tammy Faye image.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of Cher, thy God, in vain.

IV. Remember thy shopping days, to keep them holy.

V. Honour thy Abercrombe and thy Fitch.

VI. Thou shalt not fill thy stomach with fattening foods.

VII. Thou presently cannot commit real adultery.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal a female’s boyfriend.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour unless it is REALLY juicy gossip.

X. Thou shalt covet any thing that is thy neighbour’s, unless it is a Hawaiian shirt.

Thanks, GeekMom. That was fun!

11 thoughts on “The Gay 10 Commandments

  1. Bwahahaha!!!!  Now let’s carve ‘em on a really BIG rock and drop it on Judge Moore … grin

  2. If you can steal him from a female, he wasn’t really her boyfriend. Perhaps byfriend? wink

  3. Brock- LOL
    …but are you sure about number X?  I’ve got some really chic Hawaiian shirts…

  4. If you can steal him from a female, he wasn’t really her boyfriend. Perhaps byfriend?

    No, no—a BI friend!  wink

  5. I wonder if a person can get arrested by displaying sich wisdom on his or her front lawn.

    Someone should try it. just to be sure.

  6. Actually, I think if there really were gay commandments, there would be a much larger number of them.

    I was being pretty insulting of gays in some of those but that’s because some are often as shallow as they can be and I guess it’s because they are human too.

    And yes, it’s possible to steal a female’s boyfriend. It’s known as the 6 Beer Phenomenon.
    He won’t be drunk long though so I guess it’s more like borrowing him.

    Before anyone asks, no, I’m not speaking from experience.

  7. Precisely, GM.
    And, Brock, how about “. . .other studs behind you?”

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