I’ve found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time!
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Last time I lost track of him it turned out he had fallen down behind the fridge. It was months before I finally figured out where he was and boy had the dust bunnies had fun with him by then! Before that it was behind the TV set. I swear the man can’t stay out from behind the furniture if his life depended on it.
Then again, considering how he was treated previously while visiting the planet, perhaps he’s hiding behind furniture on purpose. I know I often end up cowering behind the sofa when confronted by some of his followers.
Now it’s time to Find Jesus or pay in hell!
Thanks, Normal Bob Smith!
The short version: I loled.
Lucky you, Moses. Not me. I even hired a private detective and still, Jesus wasn’t found. I just assumed he’d been bumped off.
Are you sure it wasn’t Willem Dafoe?
I know I have him in a jar somewhere…
Brock:
Your dick has lead you astray. I urge you to seek a refund of any fee you may have paid.
I found him at a bar. Drunk outside asked me if I would buy him a drink if he could prove he was Jesus Christ. I was intrigued and said, “Sure!”
We walked inside together and the bartender looked at him and cried, “Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”
Consi,
I found that line strangely poetic.
Hee hee. Yeah but he’s a private dick and he works for free…
Brock what the hell are you talking about?
Jesus saves by shopping wisely and using double coupons!
Friday, April 15, 2005
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