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I’ve found Jesus!

Posted on 12 April, 2005 by moses

I’ve found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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13 thoughts on “I’ve found Jesus!”

Les on 12 April, 2005 at 11:08 AM said:

Last time I lost track of him it turned out he had fallen down behind the fridge. It was months before I finally figured out where he was and boy had the dust bunnies had fun with him by then! Before that it was behind the TV set. I swear the man can’t stay out from behind the furniture if his life depended on it.

Then again, considering how he was treated previously while visiting the planet, perhaps he’s hiding behind furniture on purpose. I know I often end up cowering behind the sofa when confronted by some of his followers.
Brent on 12 April, 2005 at 11:17 AM said:

Now it’s time to Find Jesus or pay in hell!

Thanks, Normal Bob Smith!
ingolfson on 12 April, 2005 at 4:12 PM said:

The short version: I loled.
Brock on 12 April, 2005 at 4:45 PM said:

Lucky you, Moses. Not me. I even hired a private detective and still, Jesus wasn’t found. I just assumed he’d been bumped off.
Socialist Swine on 12 April, 2005 at 6:28 PM said:

Are you sure it wasn’t Willem Dafoe?
Talking Soup on 12 April, 2005 at 6:40 PM said:

I know I have him in a jar somewhere…
Consigliere on 13 April, 2005 at 12:11 AM said:

Brock:

Your dick has lead you astray. I urge you to seek a refund of any fee you may have paid.
leguru on 13 April, 2005 at 12:12 AM said:

I found him at a bar. Drunk outside asked me if I would buy him a drink if he could prove he was Jesus Christ. I was intrigued and said, “Sure!”
We walked inside together and the bartender looked at him and cried, “Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”
Socialist Swine on 13 April, 2005 at 1:29 AM said:

Consi,

I found that line strangely poetic.
Brock on 13 April, 2005 at 1:50 AM said:

Brock:

Your dick has lead you astray. I urge you to seek a refund of any fee you may have paid.

Hee hee. Yeah but he’s a private dick and he works for free…
moses on 13 April, 2005 at 6:45 AM said:

Brock what the hell are you talking about?
shana on 13 April, 2005 at 10:09 PM said:

Jesus saves by shopping wisely and using double coupons!
marcythewhore on 18 April, 2005 at 11:44 AM said:

Friday, April 15, 2005

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