Mr. Potato Head has given in to the power of the Dark Side. Now you should refer to him as “Darth Tater!”
Yes, this is a real toy you can buy.
He’s the “root” of all evil.
Stupid Evil Bastard
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Mr. Potato Head has given in to the power of the Dark Side. Now you should refer to him as “Darth Tater!”
Yes, this is a real toy you can buy.
My birthday is next month..
Whoa, you have a “Real Monsters” logo. I think that’s olivia… Oh god please don’t make fun of my age.
Age? What’s that supposed to mean!? *I* know that monster, and I’m not old!
OK, I’m almost 32. But I think piercing my nose bought me some sort of Youth Credit. I did start getting carded again.
ummm… Sepharo… that would be Oblina…
*sniff* That’s the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
That was a great show! Toe-nails for currency was sheer brilliance! Then one day it got cancelled, and the world became cold and un-feeling… ‘Til I discovered alcohol ^^’
I want to see a Yoda version—green with lots of eyes!
I need myself one of those! I’ve found what I’ve been looking for in a man for all these years! Oh wow, I am *swooning*….
Well…he does have a lightsaber…
I don’t want to be a wet blanket here, and Darth Tater is way cool, but I find it a sad comment on American culture that what used to be a silly thing to do with “potatoes” (remember, real tubers, with skin and all?) has become just another hunk of plastic.
All I can say is, where’s the potato?