The Christian deity’s home away from home was discovered this week after the man had dental x-rays done during a recent office visit.
When asked by reporters why He had moved out of Heaven and taken up residence in the patient’s mouth, Jesus told reporters that he was tired of being hounded by those “God-damned Evangelists asking that I put their man in the White House or that I smite Michael Moore with leprosy all the God-damned time. I don’t DO that stuff anymore. I was hoping for a little ‘me’ time someplace where I could enjoy the peace and quiet.”
Found via Boing Boing.
This man- before he went to the dentist, did he eat a Grilled Cheese sandwich?
I think it looks more like Ringo.
PS. zilch LOL
Wow!
That’s taking the Catholic “Body and Blood” thang to an entirely new level…
Deep Throating God
Holy titty fucking Christ, it’s Jesus!
America f*ck-yeah! That was a great movie….
Does that make it easier for the man to speak the word of God?
Wait, it’s right on the tip of my tongue—no, literally!
Gives a whole new meaning to “speaking in tongues”