Jesus found to be hiding inside man’s mouth.

The Christian deity’s home away from home was discovered this week after the man had dental x-rays done during a recent office visit.

When asked by reporters why He had moved out of Heaven and taken up residence in the patient’s mouth, Jesus told reporters that he was tired of being hounded by those “God-damned Evangelists asking that I put their man in the White House or that I smite Michael Moore with leprosy all the God-damned time. I don’t DO that stuff anymore. I was hoping for a little ‘me’ time someplace where I could enjoy the peace and quiet.”

Found via Boing Boing.

7 thoughts on “Jesus found to be hiding inside man’s mouth.

  1. Does that make it easier for the man to speak the word of God?
    Wait, it’s right on the tip of my tongue—no, literally!

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