What’s your Smurf name?

First, let me say how much I hate Smurfs. I hate them a lot. My sister used to watch the show habitually and it always made my teeth hurt. So, naturally, Smurfs are one way my coworkers can torture me on occasion. Take today, for example, where I walked in to find that my work PC’s desktop wallpaper had been changed to a tiled pattern of Papa Smurf.


That’s OK, though, I got the perpetrator back. He hates Doctor Who as much as I hate Smurfs so I just made sure to change his wallpaper on his PC to one of my favorite pics of Tom Baker as The Doctor.

Anyway, joking about it later this coworker mentioned the Smurf Name Generator where you input your first and last name and it tells you what your Smurfified name would be. So I typed in Les Jenkins and what should it return with? Interestingly enough I would be Yahweh Smurf.

    Yahweh. n : a name for the Old Testament God as transliterated from the Hebrew YHVH.

So I’m apparently God Smurf. Figures. I hate the little shits. Probably explains why there are so few of them around anymore.

18 thoughts on “What’s your Smurf name?

  1. Hmmm. I typed in Jinxed Minx and got Cuddly Smurf. Appropriate? I say yes.

    I’m totally tempted to start singing the theme song here in the comments, but I know how that upsets you. Mwahahahahaha!

    And you DO realize this opens the door for a large amount of anonymous smurf spam in your general direction, right? *sprouts devil horns*

  2. Thanks a lot.  I’m now the ‘Fetid Smurf’.  Stupid little shits.  Pun intended.

  3. *laughs* I am Naughty Smurf. *evil grin* Ahh so true. Glad I never lived in the smurf world…I would be like Gargamel except blue and a foot tall. I would burn down houses and hang Papa Smurf bwahaha umm…yeah.

  4. Behold!  The mighty stoner smurf is among you! And he. . .

    uhm.  uh.  F*(K.  I can’t remember what I was gonna say.

    You gonna eat that?

  5. So I’m Pimpin’, my son’s Fetid, and the hub is Erectile Dysfunction. (As you might imagine, he was profoundly unhappy with this link.)
    I think it’s utterly appropriate for Les to be ‘Yahweh Smurf’, especially given his loathing of the blue bastards. I figure if there is a big fatherly manifestation of the monotheist diety floating around, He probably feels the same way toward us.  It would explain SO much.

  6. Who needs a generator to come up with these names? My daughter named her favorite doll “vanilla transformation”. It’s like listening to the Firesign Theater - it all sounds normal until you’re jarred out of the mental autopilot.

  7. Hmmm… my real name: Man-Eating Smurf (I like that!)

    As OB, I’m Nascar Smurf.  Vroom! Vroom!

    I hate the little blue bastards too

  8. Ok,no fair my real name translates into
    Man-Eating Smurf,too.
    I resent that, those f*&@ing blue little turds.

    As golix I’m Disgruntled Smurf hrmph

  9. You guys all have it easy, my real name= “Fatass Smurf” Little blue freaks

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  11. My beautiful five year old has Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf as her smurf. Not an impressed princess.

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