Jesus, bloodied and beaten, makes appearance in Albany parking lot.

Parking lot ‘Jesus’ causes stir in Albany

According to a police dispatch report, Albany officers received a call at about 3:25 p.m. from someone complaining about a man dressed as Jesus, covered with fake blood, being scourged by another man with a rope in a 14th Avenue parking lot near Safeway and G.I. Joes.

The caller said his children were upset by the display and that shopping plaza employees were trying to get “Jesus” to leave. The dressed-up man kept walking, the caller said.

The dispatch report stated that police checked the area and did not locate anyone matching the description, nor did they receive any other calls.

However, one officer wrote, “I am confident that (Jesus) will be back some day soon.”

Well of course he will. He’s going to run out of Cheez Whiz eventually and it’s not like he can just pull that stuff out of his ass or something…

6 thoughts on “Jesus, bloodied and beaten, makes appearance in Albany parking lot.

  1. Of course it’s not gonna come out of his ass!  Cheez Whiz comes out when he blows his nose.  Everyone knows that anyone who can turn water into wine can also turn snot into Cheez Whiz.  But either way, both are great on crackers.

    Man, sometimes I even gross out myself…

  2. Mmmmmmmmm…Jesus whiz…the newest cracker spread from snackwell.

    Thank god that Jesus has stopped showing the passion in theatres and begun his world tour.  Now…where can I buy a t-shirt that says:

    “I Saw the Christ brutally beaten and whipped untill near death…then saw him crucified and rise again on the 3rd day and all I got was this lousy T-shirt…”


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