Teen jumps out window, falls 20 stories, survives without a scratch.

So why’d he jump? To escape the taunts of his older brother after losing to him in a video game.

Now, I’m as passionate as the next guy about my game playing and I also have an older brother who could be a real ass while we were growing up, but that’s no excuse to go jumping out of windows 20 floors up. Wait till his back is turned and then toss him out the window instead. That’ll teach his big mouth a lesson…

OK, I’m just kidding. Don’t toss your older brother out the window. Instead, wait till he’s asleep and then place his hand in a bowl of warm water. Soon you’ll probably have good reason to taunt him for awhile.

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