Yet another quiz this time on how much of a chance I have of winning a “Bloggie” award:
45%
There’s a 45% chance that I’ll win a Bloggie™.
What’s Your Chance to Win a Bloggie™?
What’s Your Chance to Win a Bloggie™?
Found via Natalie.
Stupid Evil Bastard
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I always did love a dark-horse contender!
But I’m probably more of a dark-horse than you, so should I be rooting for me? I wanna win the best Asian blog category. Shoot - I just checked and the nomination period is over. Besides, being a little Jew girl in Minnesota doesn’t exactly scream “Asian”, now does it? Ah well - I’ll have to work on that for next year.
I’m secretly jealous of your 45% though. That’s 35% more popular than me. But I think I get more action from the bitches and hoes than you do, so it evens out. (Why did I just say that? I have no idea. Just smack my ass and call me inappropriate. Wait, that was inappropriate, too, huh? I think I’ll just sit back and hum quietly to myself now.)
I may have cheated a little. When asked if I was attractive I naturally said yes. Some folks might debate that answer, but there wasn’t a “you betcha little boopsie” option so I had to go with “yes.”
I’m honestly with my self: I look like crap, and made sure I put “no” on that question. I have a 35% chance, apparently.
I answered the questions as honestly as possible.
I have a 30% chance of winning.
Not bad, considering that my sole blogging experience consists of making occasional comments here to threads that people often aren’t reading anymore.
:-D
But how do you know if you’re attractive? I mean, I think I’m pretty good looking in that “hey, *I’d* do me” kinda way, but I’ve been told I look like a smacked ass.
Always with the smacked asses, I am.
When I was in the military a guy once told me he felt like a bucket full of squashed assholes (not to eat mind you, he was ill) but until right now I had never heard anyone referred to as looking like a smacked ass. Depending on the ass that was smacked I imagine that might be a compliment. I mean are we talking Danny DeVito’s ass or Christy Turlington’s?