I can’t believe I missed out on the World Beard and Mustache Championships that were held this past Saturday for the first time in America down in Carson City, Nevada. Granted a lot of the contestants pictured put my beard to shame, but I could’ve gone into training and beefed my beard up a bit in hopes of competing. Instead some German guy was crowned champion for his seriously goofy sideburns.
I coulda bena contenda…
I won the freestyle beard catorgory and from 12 years of being in the business of the beard and the head of the Frankenfert beard club, i can honestly say your beard has no chances of winning