Hairboy once again manages to track down more disturbing news of stupid people doing stupid things and helping to add a little chlorine to the gene pool in the process. This story involves a student in Germany who decided to try the latest drug craze there in the form of a hallucinogenic tea made from Angels’ Trumpets (Datura).
The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels’ trumpet plants.
His mother said: “Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes.”
When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.
The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.
Garden shears, eh? Seems somewhat poetic in some respects. This is another good reason to stick to the more traditional drugs where the side-effects are much better known and which only cause your heart to explode or something much less traumatizing than cutting off your own Big Johnson. Which, I suppose, isn’t so big for our friend here anymore.