I just bought a new wireless router and while it’s fast, it turns out it could be even faster! That’s where WiFi Speed Spray comes in. This amazing product helps to clean the air molecules between your wireless devices to allow for faster data transfer and the results are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!
And if you’re the sort that will actually try to buy this product then let me know as I’ve got some other deals for you. 
Oh goodie! You have ocean front property for sale somewhere in the midwest?! Can I make the first bid on the sale?
Laugh! Classic.
WHAT A GREAT PRODUCT!
I must buy it as soon as I wake up and watch the sun rise over the Pacific Ocean here in LA.
How do you find these sites? So silly it’s almost like real life. Go ahead Les, keep me amused. I dare ya!
Dang. I think it will conflict with my ceiling fan.