Early word from the focus groups on the new “gangster comedy” film Gigli starring J-Lo and her ‘ho Affleck is that it needs a new ending. Preferably one in which they both meet a gruesome demise. Or at least that’s what The Onion is reporting: The Onion | Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die.
I’ve not seen the film yet, but I’m willing to bet I’d agree with that focus group. 😀
I swear, The Onion sounds more and more like a real paper these days, doesn’t it?
I loved their fake audience form.