OK, time to respond to some reader mail. I present this small missive to you as I received it in all it’s glory and then I will respond to it in a fashion consistent with it’s audience.

dude!!!are u dumb.how can u b athiest and have dead god as an e-mail if being athiest means no god (which has been proven)than he can’t be dead so u r unsure of athiest meanings.email me with response defending ur side i will debate but 4 fun @victhevampGP@yahoo.com asap so i will not critisize u just wander about ur beleifs so respond to vic 13 but i am smart so be prepared

dude!!!im not dumb.ur just confuzd about my leet handl.my email handl ov deadgod iznt cauz im atheist.itz cauz im a god whoz lost his worshippers.a god widout dudez dat worship him iz a god widout any leet powerz!!1!!;like dat dude Zeuz.get it?!?!!1!!!Zeuz iz dead cauz he dont gotz no dudez prayin’ ta him.i dont gotz no dudez prayin’ ta me so dat makez me a dead god too!peace bro’!