Stupid Evil Bastard

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Biblical Action Figures.

Posted on 18 April, 2003 by Les

Oh, I have got to get me some of these.

I can just see the funny caption contests I could pull off with a complete set. Combine them with the Chemical Ali and G.W. Bush action figures and you’ve got yourself hours of fun!

Link found via Boing Boing which has a number of religion related links today from Web Zen in honor of Good Friday.

6 thoughts on “Biblical Action Figures.”

Robin on 18 April, 2003 at 9:01 PM said:

Oooh, I want Solomon because he will cut everything in half.

LOL
Les on 19 April, 2003 at 10:47 AM said:

I want to know if Solomon comes with any accessories? Say perhaps a sword and a small baby that you can actually split in two? That’d be sweet.
Scott on 19 April, 2003 at 11:07 AM said:

I remember these figures—they didn’t have Job last year. Hmm…
franz on 13 October, 2003 at 1:22 PM said:

LOL – only christians would be sad enough to have adam and eve action figures clothed! make your misguided minds up ffs. (or re-interpret everything until you think it’s ok)
tildane on 18 November, 2003 at 7:36 PM said:

Hey Check out “Jesus Christ Superstore”. They Kick every religions ass!! Christ with his ninja throwing nails!! I kid you not.
Mister Jesus Action Figure on 12 December, 2004 at 9:28 PM said:

Here’s a link to the best price i’ve found online for the Archie McPhee Jesus Action figure.

Jesus Action Figure

Plus these guys have some other great stuff to sell (check out their political stickers section.