As you can imagine from my suave demeanor and cool intellect I am very popular with the ladies. As a result there has been a clamor from my female fans for a T-Shirt they could wear that would proclaim for all the world to see just how big a fan they really are. My humility and natural tendency toward being humble under the intense spotlight of celebrity status has previously kept me from offering such a shamelessly self-promotional item, but the long letters threatening gory suicide if I didn’t come up with something soon convinced me that I should reconsider.
As such, I am proud to present the official Stupid Evil Bastard Groupie T-Shirt! Crisis averted. My work here is done.
Laugh! I like it, Les. I’ve been meaning to come up with some gear, myself.
Ooh, I think I need one of those thongs.
*shudder* Les, don’t let Hairboy get a thong!
You’re right Minx. He’d really look better in the panties.
… *opens mouth, tries to think of something to say to that, and comes up blank* …
I got nothing.
I’d SOOOOOO wear that!
Love it!! :giggle: