NEW YORK (CNN)—Benjamin Curtis, better known as the “Dell Dude” from the computer company’s television commercials, was arrested Sunday while he allegedly attempted to buy marijuana on Manhattan’s lower east side.—CNN.com
Com’on, isn’t it obvious he wasn’t buying it for personal use, but only as an aid to understanding the nature of the character he plays in Dell’s commercials? It’s method acting, man!
dude! you’re gonna get a jail sentence!
dude! you’re gonna be someones bitch!
Dude! Does this mean they’ll stop using that ad campaign?
…we can hope, right?
dude your gettin a cell
Dude, your going to jail
Dude, don’t drop the soap!
I can’t think of a witty parody phrase. Although I will say that, “Dude! You’re getting a cell,” is the best one I’ve seen so far. This news is just hilarious.
Dude your going to hell
Dude your a crackhead!
Dude, pass it this way