Why you should never eat beans before surgery…

From the it’s-only-funny-because-it-didn’t-happen-to-me department: Man breaks wind during surgery, sets genitals on fire. I recommend he start using Gold Bond Medicated Powder which is known to cure every ailment under the sun including painful burning and itching in the groin as you already know if you’ve ever seen any of the three million groin related advertisements they plaster all over television while you’re trying to eat dinner.

5 thoughts on “Why you should never eat beans before surgery…

  1. It brings a whole new meaning to haveing “The Fire Down Below.”  Sorry for the guy.

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