From the it’s-only-funny-because-it-didn’t-happen-to-me department: Man breaks wind during surgery, sets genitals on fire. I recommend he start using Gold Bond Medicated Powder which is known to cure every ailment under the sun including painful burning and itching in the groin as you already know if you’ve ever seen any of the three million groin related advertisements they plaster all over television while you’re trying to eat dinner.
Stupid Evil Bastard
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
OUCH… new energy source?
Talk about Great Balls of Fire! Sorry, couldn’t resist that one.
Baked Beans and Weenies, anyone?
omg, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Poor guy.
It brings a whole new meaning to haveing “The Fire Down Below.” Sorry for the guy.
shattered dreams.
owwwwww!that has got to hurt!